Massì dai.. Ci proviamo!
Tanto ora che ho lo "smarfòn" potrei anche riuscirci!
E allora .. partiamo con quelle di questa settimana!
1. "Cimici POLESINESIANE"
(Porto Tolle)
6 Maggio " .. un mio amico a proposito di inculate mi diceva sempre:
- No, ma noi maschi mica te lo diciamo! Noi ti diciamo solo: "Te lo appoggio un pò lì, MA NON SPINGO MICA!!" e poi appena vi girate o vi muovete un pò SBABAMMMM .. dentro! E' un attimo!"
(io ad una mia amica in crisi con lo pseudo-moroso)
7 Maggio " .. e così il CIF SMACCHIATORE e quello al SAPONE DI MARSIGLIA son diventati le COLONNE PORTANTI DI QUESTA CASA!"
(la mamma del moroso parlando delle macchie che i figli ed il marito sono in grado di produrre su vestiti, mentre mi insegnava a smacchiare la mia maglietta e la mia felpa preferite)
8 Maggio " Io non sento nè quando ti giri, nè quando ti addormenti, nè quando mi stringi. SENTO SOLO CHE MI APPOGGI LE TETTE SULLA SCHIENA!"
(moroso a me in vespa)
1 Maggio
(Questo mi è successo in piscina, veramente, ma la frase d'effetto arriva eh?)
Spogliatoio (dopo la lezione di nuoto ai piccoli di 3/5 anni) BIMBO: Mamma guarda la signorina ha l'anellina al naso! MAMMA: Si Nicola, basta! Non si indicano le persone! BIMBO: Ma .. mamma! LA SIGNORINA ha la pallina sulla linguaaaa! LA VOGLIO ANCHE IO! MAMMA: Nicola SMETTILA! Quando sarai più grande e non urlare!
... IO: Signora, nel momento in cui suo figlio mi chiama SIGNORINA per me può farsi tutto quello che vuole ..
2 Maggio
(da una conversazione su Messenger con un'amica) ... (17.22.20)ValenTyna:va bene vai mò (17.22.35)ValenTyna:e pensa positivo (17.22.45)Federica:perché son vivo e finché son vivo! (17.22.47)ValenTyna::D (17.22.48)Federica:ma vaaaaaaaaaa (17.22.50)Federica::D (17.22.57)ValenTyna:ma noo quella!! (17.23.08)ValenTyna:allora PENSA BENE E SPERA MEGLIO!
3 Maggio
(sempre da una conversazione su Messenger con la solita amica, con la quale ultimamente elaboro strategie per combattere il NERVOSO-POST-INCAZZATURA-MOROSO. Stavamo parlando appunto del mio moroso che lei conosce bene)
... (17.19.56)ValenTyna:poi m'ha risposto dicendo: (17.21.27)ValenTyna:"Mi è arrivata solo l'ultima parte del messaggio. Domanda: perchè quando litigo col telefono sono sempre io a doverti chiedere scusa? perche sono sempre io a doverti chiedere di non rimanere a casa?" (17.22.12)ValenTyna:mi vien da scrivergli: (17.22.31)ValenTyna:Fatti una domanda, datti una risposta ... ed è comunque SBAGLIATA!
Bene, dopo la WAKE UP PLAYLIST dovevo trovarmi qualcosa da fare tutti i giorni sul Blog, prima di ridurlo nuovamente nelle condizioni penose di inizio anno.
Detto .. fatto!
E' in arrivo THE DAILY SAYING!
Ovvero: UNA FRASE al giorno , quella che mi colpisce di più.
E vediamo cosa tiro fuori ..
Concludiamo in bellezza la mia "WAKE UP PLAYLIST" di Aprile 2011.
Per Maggio credo che farò qualcos'altro di giornaliero .. ho già una mezza idea.
Intanto vi posto le ultime due WAKE UP SONGS!
Ore 06.30, AEROPLANE - RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
" Looking in my own eyes
I can't find the love I want
Someone better slap me
Before I start to rust
Before I start to decompose
Looking in my rear mirror
Looking in my rear mirror
I can make it disappear
I like pleasure spiked w/pain
Music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane
Songbird sweet and sour Jane
It's my aeroplane
Sitting in my kitchen
I'm turning into dust again
My melancholy baby
The star of mazzy must
Push her voice inside of me
I'm overcoming gravity
I'm overcoming gravity
It's easy when you're sad to be
Just one note
Could make me float
Could make me float away
One note from
The song she wrote
Could fuck me where I lay
Just one note
Could make me choke
One note that's
Not a lie
Just one note
Could cut my throat
One could make me die .. "
Ore 07.47, BUDDY HOLLY - WEEZER
" What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.
Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.
Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.
I don't care 'bout that.
Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!
And that's for all of time.
I don't care 'bout that. "
Mi son scordata di rimontare l'antenna stamattina ..
.. quindi la per oggi è la Canzone del MEZZOgiorno, il momento in cui ho acceso la Radio qui in ufficio per la pausa pranzo!
Ore 15.15, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - QUEEN
E vista la MOSTRUOSITà del pezzo con cui abbiamo a che fare, vi rimando ad una pagina di Wikipedia dedicata e vi posto la traduzione di una delle più belle canzoni di sempre.
(e sono di parte, MOLTO !)
" Questa è la vita vera?
o è solo fantasia?
Travolto da una frana
Senza scampo dalla realtà
Apri gli occhi
Alza lo sguardo al cielo e vedrai
Sono solo un povero ragazzo,
non ho bisogno di essere capito
Perché mi lascio trasportare,
sono un indolente,
Un po' su un pò giù
Comunque soffi il vento,
a me non importa,
Mamma, ho appena ucciso un uomo,
Gli ho puntato una pistola alla testa,
Ho premuto il grilletto, ed ora è morto,
Mamma, la vita era appena iniziata,
Ma ora l'ho lasciata e l'ho buttata via
Mamma, Non volevo farti piangere
Se non sarò tornato a quest'ora domani
Va avanti, va avanti, come se niente fosse stato
Troppo tardi, è venuta la mia ora,
Rabbrividisco
Il corpo mi fa male in continuazione,
Addio a tutti, devo andare
Devo lasciarvi tutti ed affrontare la verità
Mamma, Non voglio morire,
Qualche volta vorrei non essere mai nato ...
Intravedo una sottile sagoma d'uomo,
"Spaccone, spaccone vuoi ballare il Fandango?" Fulmini e saette molto, molto spaventoso
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro Magnifico
Ma sono solo un povero ragazzo e nessuno mi ama
solo un povero ragazzo di povera famiglia
Risparmiate la sua vita da questa mostruosità
mi lascio trasportare, sono un indolente,
mi lascerete andare?
No, non ti lasceremo andare
lasciatelo andare
Non ti lasceremo andare
lasciatelo andare
Non ti lasceremo andare - lasciatemi andare
Non ti lasceremo andare - lasciatemi andare
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia lasciami andare
Beelzebù ha messo un diavolo da parte per me!
Così pensate di potermi lapidare
e sputarmi in un occhio
Così pensate di potermi amare
e lasciarmi morire
Oh tesoro non puoi farmi questo
Devo solo uscirne
Devo solo uscire dritto via da qui
Niente veramente importa
Chiunque può capirlo
Niente veramente importa,
niente veramente m'importa,
Comunque soffi il vento ..."
Stamattina scelgo io, perchè la radio in macchina non la potevo sentire visto che avevo l'antenna staccata (e tavola da sErf caricata sul tetto) !
E visto che ieri sono incappata in questo bellissimo video "vintage style" ed in una canzone a dir poco estiva ..
.. VOILà!
Gustatevelo anche voi !
" I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me
And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord..."
" Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Hey, baby my nose is getting big
I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs
Now you say your trust's getting weaker
Probably coz my lies just started getting deeper
And the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson
And I really think you ought to know the truth
Because I lied and I cheated and I lied a little more
But after I did it I don't know what I did it for
I admit that I have been a little immature
Fucking with your heart like I was the predator
In my book of lies I was the editor
And the author
I forged my signature
And now I apologise for what I did to you
Cos what you did to me I did to you
No,no, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie
No, no, no, no, yeah, you know, know, know, know, you gotta try
What you gonna do when it all comes out
When I really see you & what you're all about
No, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie
Yeah, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you gotta try
She said I'm leaving
Cos she can't take the pain
It's hard to continue this love it ain't the same
Can't forget the things that I've done inside her brain
Too many lies committed too many games
She feeling like a fool getting on the last train
Trying to maintain but the feeling won't change
I'm sorry for the things that I've done and what I became
Caught up in living my life in the fast lane
Blinded by lights, cameras, you know the fame
I don't know the reason why I did these things
And I lie and I lie and I lie and I lie
And now our emotions are drained
Cos I lie and I lie and a little lie lie
And now your emotions are drained
No, no, no, no baby, no, no, no, no don't lie (no, don't you lie)
No, no, no, no, yeah, you know, know, know, know, you gotta try (got to try, got to try)
What you gonna do when it all comes out (what you gonna do baby)
When I really see you & what you're all about
Nonono babe, no, no, no, no don't lie
Because you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, gotta try
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ba da ba da ba da ba da badabada
Yo, I'm lying to my girl
Even though I love her
And she all in my world
I give her all my attention and diamonds & pearls
She's the one who makes me feel on top of the world
Still I lie to my girl, I do it
And I lie and I lie and I lie till there's no turning back
I don't know why, (and I lie and I lie till I don't know who I am) "
" He could've tuned in, tuned in
But he tuned out
A bad time, nothing could save him
Alone in a corridor, waiting, locked out
He got up outta there, ran for hundreds of miles
He made it to the ocean, had a smoke in a tree
The wind rose up, set him down on his knee
A wave came crashing like a fist to the jaw
Delivered him wings, "Hey, look at me now"
Arms wide open with the sea as his floor
Oh, power, oh
He's.. flying
Whole
High.. wide, oh
He floated back down 'cause he wanted to share
His key to the locks on the chains he saw everywhere
But first he was stripped and then he was stabbed
By faceless men, well, fuckers
He still stands
And he still gives his love, he just gives it away
The love he receives is the love that is saved
And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky
A human being that was given to fly
Ore 7.45, LOVE LOST - THE TEMPER TRAP (non è il video ufficiale ma mi piaceva di più e non aveva pubblicità all'inizio)
" Our love was lost
But now we've found it
Our love was lost, was lost
And hope was gone
Our love was lost
But now we've found it
And if you flash your heart, your heart
I won't deny it
I promise
I promise
Your walls are up
Too cold to touch it
Your walls are up, are up
Too high to climb
I know it's hard
But I can still hear it beating
So if you flash your heart
I won't mistreat it
I promise
I promise
Our love was lost
In the rubble are all the things
That you've, you've been dreaming of
Keep me in mind
When you're ready
I am here
To take you every time
Oh, our love was lost
Lost, lost, lost, lost..
Our love was lost
But now its found "
" All you got is this moment
Twenty-first century's yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that's okay
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
I need you tonight
'Cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat
How do you feel
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
Whatcha gonna do
Gonna live my life "
Ore 9.00, HERE COMES THE SUN - THE BEATLES
" Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right
Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say it's all right
It's all right "
Ore 7.15, YOU SEE THE TROUBLE WITH ME - BARRY WHITE
" I'm like a blind man
who lost his way
I can't see nothin'
I'm like a deaf man who can't relate
And I can't hear nothing.
See the trouble with me
I can't do nothin' without my baby
And it's plain as can be.
It's gonna drive me crazy.
I walk the lonely
streets late at night
Cold and lonely
Ev'rything I do is wrong
never right
I'm longing for her only.
Ore 7.55, RAISED ON ROCK - SCORPIONS
(per la Chiarella perchè durante le nostre vacanze romane mi ha illuminata sul titolo e autore di questa canzone.. quando me l'ha fatta sentire come suoneria sul cellulare)
" I was born in a hurricane
Nothing to lose and everything to gain
Ran before I walked
Reaching for the top
Out of control just like a runaway train
I never walked on the narrow path
I always wanted what I did't have
All was not enough
Riding lady luck
Driving in the fast lane and just stepped on the gas
Cause I was raised on rock
My dad was howling but my heart was a rolling stone
Yeah I was raised on rock
My mama said I had a devil to scratch my soul
And I was raised on rock
Shoot me up baby make me high
And hit the jackpot in the heat of the night
Wanna kiss your lips
Wanna move your hips
See my desire in your laser-beam eyes
You shake me up got me spinning 'round
You know what's going up must come down
Tomorrow I'll be gone
A million miles from home
The only road I know leads out of town
Cause I was raised on rock
My dad was howling but my heart was a rolling stone
Yeah I was raised on rock
My mama said I had a devil to scratch my soul
And I was raised on rock
Growing up with the guitar men
Growing up way too fast
Follow the sound of a rock And roll band
This call will always last
" Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovesns
Custom kitchens deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free .. "
" Call me good
Call me bad
Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad
And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had
Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
So good...
You're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime!
Everybody knows where the good people go
But where we're going baby
Ain't no such word as no!
Baby, I'm your man (don't you know who I am?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
Come on baby, (ooh, take me home
Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own...)
First class information
I'll be your sexual inspiration
And with some stimulation
We can do it right...
So why waste time
With the other guys?
When you can have mine
I ain't askin' for no sacrifice
Baby your friends do not need to know!
I've got a real nice place to go
Listen,
I don't need you to care
I don't need you to understand
All I want is for you to be there
And when I'm turned on
If you want me-
I'm your man!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
Now listen
If you're gonna do it - you know what I say?
If you're gonna do it don't throw it away
Don't throw it baby
Because
I'll be your boy, I'll be your man
I'll be the one who understands
I'll be your first, I'll be your last
I'll be the only one you ask
I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl
I'll take you halfway 'round the world!
I'll make you rich - I'll make you poor
Just don't use the door
Tripletta perchè durante questo week-end ero in trasferta e non ho avuto tempo di postare.
Ore 9.00, LIFELINE - JAMIROQUAI
"Rolling
Down the sunny avenues
Well... all this running around
I'm back on the road with you
again baby
Free ride
I haven't got a care in the world
There's only me and you girl
Back on the road with you again baby
Sweet life we're holding onto this life
And all because you've saved me
Zero to hero that's what you made me
Lady, you know that she excites me
But her mama never liked me
I'm back on the road with you
again baby
Don't pick no hole in my soul
Don't you spoil my sweet charade
I get high on the girl
For me she was clearly made
And don't get mixed up about it
'Cos she won't leave me at sea
I get a groove with the girl
She got a lifeline out to me
Deadlines...
We won't be needing any of those
no more
It seems like the right time
To be back on the road with you
again baby
I feel like...
I'll never feel the cold now
I'll never be alone now
'Cos I'm back on the road with
you again
Don't pick no hole in my soul
Don't you spoil my sweet charade
I get high on the girl
For me she was clearly made
I don't need no destination
'Cos my baby's saving me
She got the lifeline of love
she got it all thrown out to me
Don't lose me now
'Cos I need you baby, need
you baby
We gotta get up
Run away baby
We gotta get on
Run away baby
You know your mama never
liked me
She said we gonna break up
Said it's gonna never work
But it's too bad baby
We're back on the road again
And now we're moving
Running to the sunset
(back on the road again)
Just me and you together
(back on the road again)
I got a groove on the girl
(back on the road again)
Her mama didn't like me
Don't pick no hole in my soul
Don't you spoil my sweet charade
I get high on the girl yeh
For me she was clearly made
And don't get mixed up about it
'Cos she won't leave me at sea
I get a groove with the girl
She got a lifeline out to me
Just got my feel good factor
And it's gone right through the roof
I get the blues with the news
Girl let's get it on the hoof
Throw me a lifeline
Throw me a lifeline
A lifeline of love yeh
Throw me a lifeline
Throw me a lifeline
A lifeline of love yeh
Oh I need your lifeline of love
Get it out to me
Well I need her
Don't lose me now
Don't lose me now
I got your lifeline all thrown out to me
Oh I've got your lifeline
Got your lifeline of love yeh "
Ore 7.30, MOVE ON UP - CURTIS MAYFIELD
"Hush now child,
and don't you cry
Your folks might understand you
by and by
Move on up
towards your destination
You may find
from time to time
Complications
Bite your lip
and take a trip
Though there may be
wet road ahead
You cannot slip
Just move on up
and peace you will find
Into the steeple
of beautiful people
Where there's only one kind
So hush now child
and don't you cry
Your folks might understand you
by and by
Just move on up
and keep on wishing
Remember your dreams
are your only schemes
So keep on pushing
Take nothing less -
not even second best
And do not obey -
you must have your say
You can past the test
Move on up! "
Ore 7.45, LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER - ROLLING STONES
" My, My, My, My
Don't you worry 'bout what's on your mind (Oh my)
I'm in no hurry I can take my time (Oh my)
I'm going red and my tongue's getting tied (tongues's getting tied)
I'm off my head and my mouth's getting dry.
I'm high, But I try, try, try (Oh my)
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now
I feel so strong that I can't disguise (oh my)
Let's spend the night together
But I just can't apologize (oh no)
Let's spend the night together
Don't hang me up and don't let me down (don't let me down)
We could have fun just groovin' around around and around
Oh my, my
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
You know I'm smiling baby
You need some guiding baby
I'm just deciding baby; now-
I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together
Let's spend the night together now
This doesn't happen to me ev'ryday (oh my)
Let's spend the night together
No excuses offered anyway (oh my)
Let's spend the night together
I'll satisfy your every need (every need)
And I now know you will satisfy me
Oh my, my, my, my, my
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now"
Ore 8.32 , GENERATOR - FOO FIGHTERS (da Grooveshark, perche mi son scordata di accendere la radio in macchina ..)
" Lately I'm getting better
Wish I could stay sick with you
But there's too many egos left to bruise
Call it sin, you can call it whatever,
Eating deep inside of you
Well if it were me it's all I'd ever do
Steal me now and forever
I'll steal something good for you
The criminal in me is no one new
Till you find something better
When there's nothing left to use
And everything starts going down on you
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it
Send me out on a tether
Swing it round I'll spin your noose
You let it down
I'll hang around with you,
till you find someone better
When there's no one left to use,
and everyone keeps going down
I'm the Generator, firing whenever you quit
Yeah whatever it is, you go out and it's on
Yeah can't you hear my motored heart
You're the one that started it "
" I can make the pain disappear
And I can erase the past
I can make the future shine so bright
And I can make right now alright
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
All I got is concrete all around Me
But I can see the countryside
You can be rich when you're poor
Poor when you're rich
It can be raining and I can make the sun shine
I got it you got it we got the magic girl
I got it You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it You got it, We got the magic girl
I know sometimes sometimes you feel no hope
But I've been there upon that lonely road
I took whatever gift he offered me
Because I knew that he would set me free
I got it, You got it We got the magic girl
I got it You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
Science they can't prove it
But I know I can do it
I can fly
I can bend metal with my mind
I can wake up in a paradise
We got that magic
Got that magic come on
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl
I got it, You got it, We got the magic girl "